And so it was that Vincent Lacey (Mature Students Programme) proposed the motion TTH could put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig. That is Sara Palin is a bad candidate. Brought such points as she didn’t get a passport until 2006 and applied for a lot of money for some bridges and then when she was given the money she refused it. This shows bad management. She also fired the police chief and city librarian because they didn’t agree with her. Vincent then used the incredible pun “she is pig ignorant”.

Patrick Clusky (former auditor) opposed the motion and accused Vincent of being anti-woman. He said she challenged corruption and the Republican mainstream. She has years of educative experience Obama has none. The motion was the opened to the floor.

David Finn (Masters in Films Studies) (loud applause) said Palin can’t open her mouth without exposing her lack of knowledge (rec sec note: lack of knowledge isn’t and entity which lives in Sara plains mouth)

Guy at back said how she is popular in Alaska. Zoe mcNaire (M.A. in Culture and Colonilism) attack John McCain with words accusing him of being old. Muireann o’Dwire (S.U. President) said America could do with a conservative in power. Mick spring (Faculty of the Left) doesn’t like polar bears but would like a white chick in the white house just for the scandals. Oisin Collins (some Gay Poetry Course) took both sides of the debate which is very difficult to record.

Patrick Keilty chaired main business TTHW swears allegiance to the queen. He had many hilarious anecdotes like some thing about running beside some prince and the queen not knowing what to do wit all of money.

Cornelius T. Banable IV said it was his first time out of the pale and the conducted some pimearlty hat based comedy.

James Hope was very sick and had to take drugs to be present that evening. His main and only point was the royal family inbreeds.

Ambrose Travellian Marc Queen of Kildare the III. Read a letter in his own handwriting that the queen sent to him for our ears.

Tony McDonnell called the opposition a bunch of channel jumping Nazis. This was greeted by three minutes of applause.

Brent B. Bixby Trent of Suffix Barron of Little Tulip and King of the Cock Suckers said given the option of “To Hell or to Connacht” he would go to hell.

Connor Kelly called the English Nancy dancy wank stains. And we got our independence so we can get shit faced and not eat quale.

The motion was then opened to the floor. Beartla De Búrca said France conquored England in 1066. Patrick Clusky shouted “after 700 year oh shit I mean 800 years” Oisine Collins gave details of a plan to unleash a horse on acid, on the queen.

The motion was then put to vote and defeated.