But Bartley the evil badger who cames from a distant island tryed to silence Peter with tales that it is not the pubs closing times that are the problem but rather the whole kindoms attitude to drinking. Mike Spring who came from the extreme left of the Kirwin has been a prick about drinking ever since he was seventeen. He spoke of hooded figures who wandered the square selling alcohol after hours. But all the time on the outskirts of the kindom the evil ice queen Sinead Barry was verbaly raping poor Peter saying he had the smallest bananas in all the kindom. However the was old wizard Dave Finn came to Peters aid saying people sould be allowed leave the pubs when they want. Julie Maher loves when guys pretent not to be drunk and pop the odd joke just like Heath Ledger popped all those pills after he took “10 Things I Hate About You” a little to serious. I think we now know why so serious.

Peter then changed the motion and now just wans a letter sent to Dermot “Bollox” Ahern to amend the drinking laws. This change of motion was granted by Fairygothmother Dan Colley and the villagers passed the motion. Little did the villagers realise that in the castle of Kirwin a panel of judges were introducing young noble men and woman to debating. These judges were Lady Walsh, Knight Collins and Paddy Clusky. King Duffy famed for his love casual insults and sex with men once called Ciaran “No Friends” Duffy but now after his years noble work his title reads Ciaron “To Shreds” Duffy. Robin of Alan advised the nobles to go nuclear and got a tiny pinis.........for his suggestion. Paraic Flood washed the crowed away with his plan to revive Charlry Haughy in an attempt to take Maddaline off the papers aluding to the idea that her dismembered corpse was turned into a smooth paste and spread like Connacht Gold over the kindoms paper supply. Patrick Customer clamed metrosexuality was over and David Beckham is gay just like Heath Ledger who after filiming “Brokeback Mountain” prefers crack.

Paul 2nd arts raised the question can a rope be used as a bungee cord. [Rec. Sec. Note: the action of the forces may be sumerised as x=x(t) distance from a body in space to the end of the cord ie. The iminaginary point n metres below x that as x increases the body plumets defined as b(x)=0 for x0 where k is a constant discribing the stiffness of the rope so obviousily a rope cannot be used as a bugee cord.].

John 2nd arts talked about Heath Ledger for a while but his books didn't balance. James 2nd arts rewrote the biology books saying a teenagers brain is in their genitals. Catherine Swift disagreed with single sex schools. Graig Gannon made a unheard of move in this agust house and totaly disagreed withe every thing Catherine said. Paul Helmet said there is alot of verbal an physical bullying in his old school .......and the students were bad too. Sharon Hughes of the S.E.X.Y. Faculty would ban fake tan.

Paraic England said people only join clubs to get free stuff . Franziska Lehmann the selfprofessed crazy german person, gave us some sound advice on why not to put a tram system into place in galway. Peter the tool took of his shirt and exposed what could only be decribes as some form of rizopus on him. Mick said he is a virgin Phelan thinks fake tan is rotten. Nicklos Fitzgearald wants to ban reality T.V..

Kevin McCan kissed Duffys balls. Ryan Kelly thinks women are dead sexy or sexy dead. Judges retired. Jackie is under peer pressure. Paul Mac Eoin said how fake tan is the best contraception. Note to Paul;; not to put fake tan on pinis. Franziska Lehmann got the fantastic awe inspiring honoury mention award. Catherine Swift got best gib. Ms Walsh said it was 33yrs since she first spoke in this house allowing me to work out her age as at least 33 yrs old she gave Paraic Flood best speaker.

These are my minutes....

James O'Donnell,

Recording Secretary